It's around 12.45pm and I'm famished. I leave my station and grab some chops at the burger joint in front of the office.
Out of the blue, this garbage truck decides to park its shit right in front of us.
Now, if this were any ordinary garbage collection day, I wouldn't have minded. But this guy just decided to stop there gawking like an idiot for no apparent reason, while a strong breeze was blowing straight at us.
Boy, did it stink.
12.51pm and my burgers are served.
I gave the driver a piercing "You inconsiderate asshole" look and miraculously, he drove off.
He must've realized his ton of metro garbage was reeking nuclear fallout over the food stand. Idiot.
It's 12.56pm.
I went back to my burger and realized I was risking getting a you-know-what from my boss. So I wolf down my burger, agonizing over the tobasco, and ordered a Pepsi.
I didn't know I could finish two jumbo burgers in under five minutes.
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